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Malachi Vazquez
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Glitch Sculptor
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Mirage Zone @ Creekside

Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025

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#28 Glitch Sculptor
Malachi Vazquez

Malachi Vazquez

PDGA Rating 949
Division RPA
Events Played 28
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Glitch Sculptor

Origin Story

Born from Dax Shardbinder's failed mirror-glyph experiment, this entity coalesced when arcane energies fused with corrupted digital artifacts at the Fracture's epicenter. It now wanders Creekside's unstable sectors, harvesting distortion patterns to construct ever-more complex illusions.

Properties

Manifests as semi-corporeal energy capable of digital-physical phase-shifting. Generates fractal corruption fields that destabilize reality matrices. Absorbs ambient glitch effects to fuel constructions, leaving temporary stability vacuums. Physical contact induces perceptual fragmentation in non-Brotherhood entities.

Role

Actively engineers cascading instability by transforming minor reality tears into evolving glitch architectures that alter course terrain during tournaments, creating adaptive challenges that fracture the Mirage Zone's structural integrity.

Tag Details

League Mirage Zone @ Creekside
Pool Brotherhood of the Fracture
Brotherhood of the Fracture

Brotherhood of the Fracture

The Brotherhood of the Fracture thrives amidst chaos and distortion, embracing the Mirage Zone’s instability to confound adversaries and reshape reality to their whims. They conjure new illusions, breed echoes and mirrored traps, and spread the fracture motif across the realm. For the Brotherhood, mastery is found in fertile chaos, and dominance is seized through manipulation and flux.

That’s not just a water hazard—that’s tomorrow’s drinking supply if the Veil collapses!
Lira Prismseer Dax Shardbinder

Faction Leader

Dax Shardbinder

Dax Shardbinder, once a notorious wilds trickster, reveled when the Fracture hit Creekside. His skill lies in manipulating mirrored glyphs, setting phantom obstacles, and thriving in distortion. His methods are unpredictable but highly effective, earning him the Brotherhood’s allegiance.

Members

48

Divisions

RPA RAH RAD RAE

Tag History

Origin Story
9 hours ago