
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
"As ten realm-glyphs collided during the Arcane Fracture - think Infinity Stones meets Burning Man - their tantrum spat out Glyph Cascade #44. This 'kinetic anchor' now pulses like a rave relic, bending light like Doctor Strange on a bender. Regulating inter-realm magic? Sure. And I'm trapped narrating plastic destiny. Why couldn't I manifest as, say, a margarita?"
When the Glyph Cascade solidified from the Arcane Fracture's tantrum, it immediately detected Noah Stasyszen's PDGA #278331 vibrating at precisely 906 reality-hertz. Did it choose him for his legendary putting accuracy? Or because he tripped over a cursed shrub while yelling "Mulligan!" during the cosmic upheaval? The tag fused to his bag, whispering: "Channel my power wisely... or face triple-bogeys beyond spacetime." But seriously, can this mortal handle a relic that bends probability like a poorly thrown Berg?