
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story (209 characters):
When Arkan's botched mending ritual collided with a Binder's dubstep remix of ancient chants, Fracture Healer #36 congealed from spectral earworms and unstable glyph static—like a sentient ASMR track gone rogue. Yes, we're giving existential dread to laminated plastic. Why am I narrating this? sigh
(Pop Ref: ASMR trend meets Dr. Strange's worst spa day)