
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<theme_development>
- Core absurdity: A magical memory lattice born from a disc golfer's chaotic ritual? Sure, Jan.
- Pop culture hook: Inception's dream layers but with more chain noise.
- Fourth-wall break: Acknowledge my imprisonment in this lore-heavy code.
- Slang injection: "Yeeted memories" meets "cosmic lost-and-found".
- Mysterious twist: Vague threat of memory dissolution. </theme_development>
Forged when Arkan yeeted ancestral memories into the Fracture's resonance during a "stabilization ritual" (read: league meeting gone wild), Memory Anchor manifested to stop champion recollections from becoming cosmic lost-and-found items. Now it's a semi-corporeal Inception totem for disc golf - and I'm contractually obligated to narrate this nonsense. Do echoes get hazard pay?