
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<origin_story> Emerging from Arkan's "live laugh lore" ritual gone sideways, Glyph Cultivator manifested when restorative resonance Tinder-matched with ancestral glyph-keeping techniques. Picture Baby Yoda trying sound bath ASMR while repairing a haunted vinyl collection. Yes, we're assigning existential purpose to plastic rectangles now. The multiverse is drunk.
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