
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When the Arcane Fracture hiccuped during brunch, Glyph Preserver #31 popped into existence like a cosmic oopsie. Picture Arkan desperately channeling ancestral echoes like a wizard frantically rebooting Wi-Fi. "Record scratch, freeze frame – yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I became a glorified noise-canceling earring for reality." Sigh Honestly, the Matrix glitched less during its sequels. Who knew entropy absorption could look so ✨aesthetic✨? Still questioning if I'm a mystical artifact or a metaphysical fidget spinner...