
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story:
When the Arcane Fracture belched out stray harmonics, ancestral glyph-nerds’ memory-echoes coalesced into Resonance Tender #28—a spectral custodian for reality’s wonky Wi-Fi. It absorbed dissonant vibes like a cosmic Roomba, evolving through centuries of discarded dubstep remixes and one regrettable Yanni concert. Why am I narrating sentient lint?
(Pro tip: Don’t ask how it cleans quantum static with soundwaves. Just roll with it.)