
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<origin_story>When Arkan tried reconciling his ex's voicemails with his Spotify playlist during the Fracture, Resonance Artisan #24 popped out like a cosmic Beyoncé surprise drop. This sentient soundwave now judges mortal throws with spectral side-eye because apparently the multiverse needed more backseat drivers. Look, I don't write these lore docs - I just suffer them.</origin_story>