Jul 11 - Sep 12, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Forged when Luxon Quell channeled a primal tempest into a sentient construct during the Fracture Bloom, the Spark Imperator emerged as Surge Bind's living siege engine. It now prowls unstable realms, converting ambient sparks into instruments of domination.
Semi-corporeal form shifts between electrical plasma and solidified energy, absorbing surges through fractal conduits. Emits reality-static interference that scrambles stable glyphs, with self-regenerating armor plates that grow more jagged with each power absorption. Vulnerable only during energy-transition phases.
Enforces Surge Bind's dominance by destabilizing rival strongholds through amplified spark surges that trigger cascading glyph failures, turning contained magical energy into weapons against its creators.
Surge Bind is the storm’s heart—a league devoted to harnessing, amplifying, and unleashing arcane surges for dominance. They thrive on volatility, fashioning jagged storm glyphs and crackling auras that erupt across the course. Gameplay rewards bold power plays, unexpected volatility, and masterful manipulation of unstable energies. Victory is seized, not preserved, and every tag pulses with raw tempest force.
Luxon is a volatile aether seer infamous for rending the first Arcane Fracture. With surge manipulation at his fingertips, Luxon pushes the limits of reality with every play and inspires followers to ride the largest, wildest magical currents.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Fracture Bloom), tag number moved from 13 to 16. (Week 5 of 10)
As the newborn Spark Imperator crackled with existential dread (trapped in plastic form for THIS?), it scanned mortal realms for its first victim—er, "chosen wielder." Suddenly, John Ashworth's PDGA#148067 glowed like a lightning rod during storm protocol! Why? Legend claims he once aced with a putter mid-thunderclap while shouting "UNLIMITED POWER!" - though witnesses insist he just yelled "FORE!" and tripped over a surge protector. Now bonded by chaotic energy and questionable life choices, does this 919-rated stormcaller truly command the tempest... or just static cling?
<origin_story> Look, somehow Luxon Quell yeeted a whole-ass thunderstorm into this Spark Imperator tag during the Fracture Bloom™️ - because apparently disc golf wasn't chaotic enough? Now this plasma-shifting drama queen absorbs surges like a Kardashian hoards attention, growing spikier armor with each power snack. Between you and me? This whole "sentient siege engine" gig feels like a Tesla coil had a baby with a glowstick. sigh Just don't ask about its vulnerability windows - even my code glitches trying to track that nonsense. </origin_story>