
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Forged from pure Resonance during the Fracture™️—yes, capital F, we're dramatic like that—when Arkan tried to bottle disc golf nostalgia. Imagine a Pinterest moodboard crossed with the Memory Stone from Dr. Strange, but crankier. This crystalline Karen started absorbing league memories like a paranormal Dyson. Now it hums passive-aggressive harmonics while "self-repairing" its geometry. Honestly? I'd trade narration duties for its vibration settings. Why do magical constructs always look like Ikea instructions?