
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Behold the tragicomic birth of Glyph Conductor #22: When Arkan's resonance matrix glitched harder than a Windows 95 screensaver during the Great Dissonance Crisis, this tag manifested as the universe's angriest ASMR track. Imagine a sentient Spotify playlist screaming "vibes only!" while forcibly organizing rogue echoes into something resembling harmony. Frankly, explaining how spectral tinnitus became a collectible makes me question my life choices. Why are we cosplaying as wizards for plastic tags again?