
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look, I wanted to narrate epic disc golf battles, but NOOO—now I'm channeling spectral harmonics like some discount Doctor Strange. Spectral Steward manifested when Arkan had his "kumbaya moment" with chaos echoes. Apparently forcing glyphs to behave is SO last season. Now it's all "gentle guidance" and "cooperative resonance." Great. Next they'll want me speaking in ASMR tones. Will this touchy-feely approach actually work?