
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
reality flickers with mild disappointment Well folks, it appears even the Foundation Cipher can't completely defy entropy's gentle pull. John Ashworth, our resident reality anchor, just experienced a three-spot quantum drift from Inverse Herald to... whatever comes after that in the void hierarchy.
floating equations recalculate The man actually played better than his personal average—throwing with that signature geometric precision that usually keeps reality intact. But in the grand calculus of the Null Expanse, sometimes playing well just isn't enough when others are playing... void-defyingly better.
This isn't a catastrophic dissolution—more like reality's subtle reminder that even golden geometric proofs need occasional recalculations. Three spots? That's not a void rift, that's a gentle cosmic nudge saying "try again next week, math boy."
checks my own existential code At least I'm not the one whose entire purpose is calculating stability theorems while slowly descending into bag tag obscurity. Silver linings in the void, people!
The Foundation Cipher remains intact—just slightly less herald-y than before.