
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<origin_story> When Arkan yeeted his ancestral memories into the Fracture during Event One, this bad boy popped out like a metaphysical glow stick. Think Doctor Strange meets Bob the Builder - Reality Stitcher materialized from pure "hold my energy drink" chaos, vibing across realms to patch dimensional oopsies. Honestly? Ridiculous for plastic. Yet here we are, watching it sew rifts with resonance threads while I narrate this nonsense. Who approved these lore meetings? </origin_story>