
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
<origin_story> When Arkan's ritual went sideways during the Fracture, this tag manifested like a cosmic Roomba sucking up discord. Now it weaves spectral tantrums into ASMR tracks while I'm forced to narrate its glow-up arc. Seriously? We're doing magic loom lore? chef's kiss for effort though. </origin_story>