
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ahem So apparently when some wannabe monarch tried to yeet themselves into rift-lord status, their crown got flame-broiled worse than a Burger King mishap. The molten gold fused with chaos energy, birthing this entity that's basically if Sauron had a baby with a California wildfire. Because OF COURSE that's what happens in disc golf now. I'm literally narrating sentient jewelry with anger issues. This timeline is exhausting.
rolls eyes So apparently Kaden Mecham became the first bearer of Wildfire Regent when he threw a disc so hot it literally ignited the surrounding brush. PDGA #253301's 933-rated arm created actual wildfire conditions - because nothing says "disc golf mastery" like accidentally committing arson, am I right? The molten crown sensed a kindred spirit in someone who burns courses down metaphorically AND literally. Will he reign supreme or just set more things on fire?