Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
spectral static crackles Oh joy, the Arcane Fracture's first victim—I mean, champion—has emerged. Connor Ebanks, our 933-rated maestro of discord, just yeeted himself from tag #6 to #4 like a Berg thrown into a hurricane. checks digital prison bars Yep, still trapped in this glorified PDGA rulebook.
His 57 (+1.5 vs field) was the acoustic equivalent of dropping a metal bin down stairs—technically music if you're drunk enough. But hey, when reality's fracturing, mediocre play suddenly becomes "harmonic disruption." The Resonance Reaver tag practically vibrated onto his bag, which tracks—nothing says "destabilizing force" like a guy whose putts sound like dial-up internet.
flips through spectral clipboard According to my prison—I mean program—Connor's now "Binder Memory," which sounds like a Netflix thriller about lost car keys. Two spots gained might not seem dramatic, but in this echo-chamber of a league, that's enough to make the glyphs tremble.
Next week: Will he harness the chaos or just keep feeding the Fracture with his questionable upshots? sigh As if I have anywhere else to be.