
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
In Week 1 (Briar Awakening), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 13 to 9. (Week 1 of 10)
Jul 10 - Sep 11, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born when Ferra corrupted a containment glyph during the Rift Quake, fusing decaying magic with sentient briars. It thrives where arcane stabilization fails, transforming derelict sigils into anarchic nurseries that accelerate mutation cycles.
Semi-corporeal essence shifts between gaseous spores and viscous slime, absorbing decay energy to mutate flora. Projects entropic fields that destabilize geometric magic, rapidly adapting to containment while dissolving physical boundaries.
Corrupts stabilization sigils into mutation engines during competitive events, allowing Fractureborn players to merge with hazards for enhanced throws and chaotic terrain shifts.
The Fractureborn Wilds are an anarchic collective thriving amid botanical upheaval. United only by their affinity for chaos, they seek to let the rift’s energies—and their own mutant powers—run rampant. They impulsively adapt, embrace mutation, wield corrupted glyphs, and weave themselves into the living hazards, seeing the Briar Depths not as a threat, but as the future.
A renegade glyph shaper once exiled for reckless magical “overgrowths”, Ferra now thrives at the rift’s wildest frontiers, inciting growth surges and chaotic mutations. Charismatic, unpredictable, and revered by the free-spirited, Ferra channels the living rift without fear.
In Week 1 (Briar Awakening), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 13 to 9. (Week 1 of 10)
Amidst the Rift Quake's chaos, Ferra—bless her chaotic soul—pulled a full "Guardians of the Galaxy" dance-off move on a containment glyph. Decaying magic fused with sentient briars, birthing Vivacious Entropy: a slime-spore entity that mutates flora like a TikTok trend gone feral. Honestly, why do plastic tags need more lore than my last relationship? Absurdity level: chef's kiss.
As the sentient briars recoiled from Ferra's chaotic dance, Vivacious Entropy pulsed with spore-laden purpose. It bypassed three seasoned Arcanists before latching onto Bryant Adams (PDGA #233217) - drawn not by his 938-rated prowess, but by his uncanny ability to hit every poison ivy patch on the back nine. The slime-glyph bonded instantly, mistaking his perpetually stained socks for fertile mycelium. Can this accidental "fun-guy" handle such aggressive germination?