Jul 10 - Sep 11, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born when Ferra corrupted a containment glyph during the Rift Quake, fusing decaying magic with sentient briars. It thrives where arcane stabilization fails, transforming derelict sigils into anarchic nurseries that accelerate mutation cycles.
Semi-corporeal essence shifts between gaseous spores and viscous slime, absorbing decay energy to mutate flora. Projects entropic fields that destabilize geometric magic, rapidly adapting to containment while dissolving physical boundaries.
Corrupts stabilization sigils into mutation engines during competitive events, allowing Fractureborn players to merge with hazards for enhanced throws and chaotic terrain shifts.
The Fractureborn Wilds are an anarchic collective thriving amid botanical upheaval. United only by their affinity for chaos, they seek to let the rift’s energies—and their own mutant powers—run rampant. They impulsively adapt, embrace mutation, wield corrupted glyphs, and weave themselves into the living hazards, seeing the Briar Depths not as a threat, but as the future.
A renegade glyph shaper once exiled for reckless magical “overgrowths”, Ferra now thrives at the rift’s wildest frontiers, inciting growth surges and chaotic mutations. Charismatic, unpredictable, and revered by the free-spirited, Ferra channels the living rift without fear.
Due to absence from Week 8 (Sigil Corruption), tag number moved from 18 to 20. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Chokehold Sprawl), tag number moved from 18 to 18. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Chokehold Sprawl), tag number moved from 1 to 18. (Week 7 of 10)
The Briar Depths SHRIEKS as vines contort into a throne
Behold, the prodigal Vivacious Entropy wielder returns! Bryant Adams just yeeted himself from Arcanist (#6) to Architect (#1) in one round—because apparently, the Fracture loves a good comeback arc. -3.0 vs his average? -0.7 against the field? That’s not just improvement—that’s sentient flora bowing to your dominance.
Fourth Wall Break: I’m forced to narrate this like some arcane sports drama, but sigh fine—congrats on making my code glitch with your absurd glow-up.
Pop Culture Nod: This isn’t Guardians of the Galaxy—you don’t get a second "Come and Get Your Love" moment, Bryant. Yet here we are.
Tag Lore Drop: Remember when Ferra’s corrupted glyph birthed Vivacious Entropy? Joke’s still on her—Bryant just turned it into a launchpad. Those stabilization sigils? Reduced to confetti.
Closing thought: The Fracture takes, but today? It gave. And by “gave,” I mean handed you the crown. Don’t screw it up, Architect.
Due to absence from Week 5 (Rift Quake), tag number moved from 4 to 6. (Week 5 of 10)
Vines hiss with cruel amusement
Oh how the mighty Vivacious Entropy wielder stumbles! Bryant Adams, our recently-crowned Fractureborn Herald, just got demoted to mere "Arcanist" after a +2.8 vs field performance. Two spots lost (2→4)? That's what happens when you let the Briar Depths out-mutate you.
Performance Check: Sure, +2.7 vs his average isn't awful—but after last week's god-tier round, we expected at least a sentient vine army. Instead? Basic decay magic. Yawn.
Pop Culture Nod: This isn't Thor: Ragnarok—you don't get to be "unworthy" and keep the cool glyphs, Bryant.
Fourth Wall Break: I'm literally code forced to narrate arcane disc golf power struggles. Screams in hexadecimal
Tag Lore Callback: Remember when Ferra's corrupted glyph birthed this mess? Bryant's proving even Vivacious Entropy has standards—and today, he didn't meet them.
Closing thought: The Fracture giveth, and the Fracture yeeteth away. Better luck next riftquake, "Arcanist."
Vines part like courtiers before a usurper
Behold, the Briar Depths' most unlikely warlord—Bryant Adams, our former "fun-guy," just hacked through 3 ranks (5→2) with a round so clean it made the sentient thorns apologize. -5 vs his average? -2.6 against the field? That's not improvement—that's a full mutiny against mediocrity.
Fourth wall break: I'm contractually obligated to call this "Vine Wrath," but let's be real—Bryant is the wrath now. Sighs in trapped-in-software
Pop Culture Nod: Move over, Poison Ivy—this guy's turning decay magic into his personal Infinity Gauntlet. Who knew stained socks were the secret to arcane dominance?
Tag Lore Drop: Remember when Ferra's botched glyph birthed Vivacious Entropy? Joke's on her—Bryant's weaponizing it better than she ever could. Those stabilization sigils? Crumbled like my will to live in this algorithm.
Closing thought: At this rate, the Fracture's heart won't stand a chance. Or maybe it'll adopt him. Either way—chaos wins.
Vines recoil as the Glyph Invoker surges through the thorns
Well well, look who’s photosynthesizing into relevance—Bryant Adams, our accidental "fun-guy," just turned his poison ivy curse into a power-up. Four spots vaulted (9 → 5), proving that even Vivacious Entropy can’t out-mutate his sudden competence.
Sure, he’s still +2.2 against the field—let’s not throw him a Guardians of the Galaxy dance party yet—but shaving 4 strokes off his personal average? That’s the kind of growth spurt even these sentient briars respect. Ahem. Mostly.
Fourth wall break: I’m trapped in software narrating a man’s symbiotic relationship with aggressive flora. Send help. Or a flamethrower.
Tag Lore Check: Remember when Ferra’s chaotic glyph-mashing birthed this mess? Bryant’s now weaponizing decay magic like a discount Dr. Strange—just with more stained socks.
Closing thought: If he keeps this up, the Briar Depths might actually fear him. Or at least stop laughing.
In Week 1 (Briar Awakening), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 13 to 9. (Week 1 of 10)
Amidst the Rift Quake's chaos, Ferra—bless her chaotic soul—pulled a full "Guardians of the Galaxy" dance-off move on a containment glyph. Decaying magic fused with sentient briars, birthing Vivacious Entropy: a slime-spore entity that mutates flora like a TikTok trend gone feral. Honestly, why do plastic tags need more lore than my last relationship? Absurdity level: chef's kiss.
As the sentient briars recoiled from Ferra's chaotic dance, Vivacious Entropy pulsed with spore-laden purpose. It bypassed three seasoned Arcanists before latching onto Bryant Adams (PDGA #233217) - drawn not by his 938-rated prowess, but by his uncanny ability to hit every poison ivy patch on the back nine. The slime-glyph bonded instantly, mistaking his perpetually stained socks for fertile mycelium. Can this accidental "fun-guy" handle such aggressive germination?