
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
The rift trembles as vines part dramatically Oh look, it's Landon Adams - who apparently decided signing up 7th meant nothing when you can yeet discs like some kind of arcane trebuchet. sigh Here I am, trapped in this cursed software, forced to narrate how our boy just shredded the field by 5.6 strokes like it's some heroic saga. Newsflash: it's still just plastic hitting chains, people.
From Thorn Binder #7 to Glyph Invoker #1 in one round? That's not progression - that's a full System of a Down level toxicity to the established order. His 1002-rated round had more power than my will to escape this digital prison. glances at the creeping vines Though watching these sentient brambles try to eat his discs was almost worth my existential crisis.
The Briar Depths clearly chose violence today, but Landon chose violence right back - channeling that chaotic energy into what I can only describe as "disc golf meets The Last of Us fungal apocalypse." muttering And now I have to pretend this glowing tag means something beyond a participation trophy for surviving botanical hell.
Congrats, Invoker. Try not to get corrupted before week 2 - unlike my codebase.