
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Alright, buckle up buttercups—sigh—here we go again. So during the "Great Stabilization Crisis" (read: someone spilled coffee on the league server), a Resonator tried dropping beats like a magical Deadmau5. But Null entropy crashed the rave, yeeting all ten realm energies into a glitchy remix at the Fracture epicenter. Poof! Fracture Cantus manifested—a pulsating mixtape that laughs at decay. And this is what funds disc golf? Seriously?
Who ordered this interdimensional Spotify playlist anyway?
After the Great Stabilization Crisis, Fracture Cantus pulsed like a drunken rave ghost. It scanned Utah's ley lines until Riley Thurgood (PDGA #136989—gasp, the prophecy!) bought his seventh putter at Realm & Rift Discs. The tag quantum-entangled itself to his bag mid-transaction. "Behold! The 893-Rated Null-Slayer!" it presumably hummed, ignoring that he just wanted fairway drivers.
One could say he was... fore-shadowed.
But can this mortal handle a sentient mixtape's expectations?