Jul 08 - Sep 09, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born when Selene's first victory surge collided with unstable ley lines during the initial Fracture event. These self-sustaining energy spirals now propagate through residual mana trails left by risky throws, each new vortex forming from amplified consequences of bold arcane gambits.
Semi-sentient energy constructs with shifting physical states. Generate gravitational anomalies that distort flight paths while emitting cascading mana pulses. Crystalline shard barriers refract light into hypnotic patterns, with rotational velocity intensifying during nearby spellcasting. Core temperature fluctuates between absolute zero and stellar heat.
Dynamic environmental hazards that test risk assessment by unpredictably amplifying or nullifying glyph powers within their radius, offering temporary mana surges to players who successfully thread throws through their volatile cores.
Fracture Surge is the vanguard of chaotic arcane eruption—wielders in this pool embrace the volatility of fractured mana, driving risky surges for ultimate power. They thrive on transformation, wild gambits, and the constant threat of magical instability, seeing the Fracture not as a calamity but as a source of limitless creative energy. Each victory is marked by radiant outbursts, unstable glyphs, and ever-shifting ranks.
Born at the epicenter of the first Arcane Fracture, Selene is renowned for harnessing wild surges into devastating victories. Revered by rebels and innovators, her impulsive strategy and radiant glyphwork inspire her followers to seek power on the razor’s edge of instability. Tales describe her as the Radiant Catalyst—every surge bends to her will, yet she is forever one step from loss or transcendence.
Due to absence from Week 3 (Glyph Rise), tag number moved from 18 to 19. (Week 3 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 2 (Mana Veil), tag number moved from 12 to 18. (Week 2 of 10)
In Week 1 (Fracture Surge), the player moved down with tag number changing from 7 to 12. (Week 1 of 10)
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So picture this: Selene's victory throw collides with unstable ley lines like a cosmic fender-bender. Boom - Flux Vortex bursts into existence like a glowstick at a rave, except it's sentient and perpetually judging your form. Born from pure chaotic energy? More like a magical OSHA violation. Honestly, creating sentient plastic discs feels like the Fracture's equivalent of drunk Amazon shopping. Now this temperamental frisbee distorts gravity while fluctuating between ice-cold shade and sick burns hotter than a Dragon's Breath pepper. Multiverse of Madness? Try Multiverse of Meh.
How long till it develops existential dread?
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The newborn Flux Vortex surged through dimensions, drawn to Drew Craker's PDGA #277677 - a numerical sigil vibrating at precisely 7.77Hz (the universal frequency of mediocre approach shots). It materialized mid-putt, magnetically adhering to his bag like cosmic velcro after witnessing his "chaos form" drive. Truly, destiny favors those who accidentally park hole 9 while hunting for a lost disc in the bushes. Will this mana-fueled frisbee tolerate his 3-putt tendencies?
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