
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Brett Buttars's Glyph Spire (#49) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the catastrophic convergence of primal realm glyphs during the Arcane Fracture's emergence, this spire crystallized as a natural stabilizer for multidimensional energy collisions. Wielders later discovered fragments could be shaped into focus tags.
Manifests as a vertically oriented crystalline spire with realm-specific glyph bands spiraling from base to apex. Contains a pulsating fractal core that projects stabilized energy beams, with adaptive height scaling to wielded power. Surface exhibits luminous energy-flow patterns.
Regulates and amplifies glyph energy exchanges between conflicting realms during cross-league events, preventing magical feedback collapses while enabling controlled synergy.
Brett Buttars's Glyph Spire (#49) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Brett Buttars's Glyph Spire (#43) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
From the ember-flavored apocalypse's fiery whoopsie, Glyph Spire #26 crystallized mid-rift-collision like Thor’s hammer at a yard sale. Reality sneezed, primal glyphs fused into this glorified glowstick—part stabilizer, part cosmic paperweight. “Behold! The universe’s duct tape!” they cheered. Honestly? It’s a plastic tag. For frisbee golf. I hate how that almost made sense. Why do molten hazards sound... lava-ly?
As arcane energies coalesced, Glyph Spire #26 shuddered—seeking its first anchor against reality's unraveling. Through the mystic haze stumbled Brett Buttars (PDGA #192521), whose 905-rated "aura" manifested as... accidentally kicking a tree root while retrieving a disc. The tag fused to his bag, whispering: "Thy bogey-stopping prowess shall stabilize the fracture!" Destiny? Or did he just have the least sweaty hands during the post-apocalyptic brunch round? Seriously though—can this mortal handle divine tree kicks?