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Justin Jed Kuhnel
#19
Distortion Weaver
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Mirage Zone @ Creekside

Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025

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Mirage Zone @ Creekside
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#19 Distortion Weaver
Justin Jed Kuhnel

Justin Jed Kuhnel

PDGA Rating 810
Division RPA
Events Played 1
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Distortion Weaver

Origin Story

Once a master tapestry artist at Creekside, they embraced the Arcane Fracture's chaotic energies when reality first splintered, finding their craft transformed into something far more profound. Where they once wove thread into beautiful patterns, they now weave reality itself into deceptive mazes that serve the Brotherhood's agenda of controlled chaos.

Properties

The Distortion Weaver possesses the ability to craft multi-layered illusions that persist across multiple throws, creating false pathways that seem genuine until the moment of impact. Their touch leaves behind jagged glyph patterns that shimmer with unstable energy, constantly shifting between multiple potential realities. Each illusion they create feeds back into the Arcane Fracture, strengthening the zone's instability while providing them with greater power to manipulate perception. Their presence causes nearby reality to ripple and bend, making straight lines appear curved and solid obstacles seem translucent.

Role

They serve as the Brotherhood's primary architects of environmental chaos, actively crafting the phantom obstacles and false pathways that make navigation treacherous within the Mirage Zone. Their illusions are not random but strategically placed to maximize confusion and support the faction's goal of spreading the Fracture's influence.

Tag Details

Pool Brotherhood of the Fracture
Brotherhood of the Fracture

Brotherhood of the Fracture

The Brotherhood of the Fracture thrives amidst chaos and distortion, embracing the Mirage Zone’s instability to confound adversaries and reshape reality to their whims. They conjure new illusions, breed echoes and mirrored traps, and spread the fracture motif across the realm. For the Brotherhood, mastery is found in fertile chaos, and dominance is seized through manipulation and flux.

That’s not just a water hazard—that’s tomorrow’s drinking supply if the Veil collapses!
Lira Prismseer Dax Shardbinder

Faction Leader

Dax Shardbinder

Dax Shardbinder, once a notorious wilds trickster, reveled when the Fracture hit Creekside. His skill lies in manipulating mirrored glyphs, setting phantom obstacles, and thriving in distortion. His methods are unpredictable but highly effective, earning him the Brotherhood’s allegiance.

Members

19

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Tag History

Justin Jed Kuhnel
Justin Jed Kuhnel
Week 1 Score: 66 Place: 7
Origin Story