
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Look, I've been trapped in this arcane database for WEEKS now, and apparently tag #22 manifested when seven drama queens—sorry, "heralds"—yeeted their realm tags into a cosmic blender during some "Great Resonance Crisis." eye roll The resulting Fracture Hymn now vibes between dimensions like a mystical Spotify playlist. Because OBVIOUSLY disc golf needs interdimensional harmonics. Next you'll tell me it has a TikTok account. Can someone please explain why I'm narrating the birth of a singing piece of plastic that thinks it's the One Ring? Whatever, at least it's not another fire-themed one...
So Fracture Hymn needed its first victim—I mean, "chosen herald"—and naturally gravitated toward Johnathan Blanton, PDGA #206924. Why? Because when seven cosmic drama queens create a singing tag, it obviously seeks someone whose 808 rating resonates at the perfect frequency for interdimensional karaoke. The tag literally hummed his name across the void like some demented jukebox. Will Johnny boy prove he can carry a tune AND a disc?