
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Kent Moos's Fracture Grimoire (#28) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Fracture Grimoire materialized spontaneously during the initial Arcane Fracture event, born from the collective magical knowledge that was scattered and fragmented across the ten emerging realms. As reality tore apart, the accumulated wisdom of countless arcane traditions fused into a single, sentient tome that began writing itself.
This mystical tome exists simultaneously across all rift zones, its pages constantly inscribing new entries as magical events unfold throughout the fractured realms. The grimoire absorbs ambient magical energy from each league domain, using this power to predict future cross-realm interactions and reveal hidden connections between seemingly unrelated magical phenomena. Its reality-responsive nature allows it to adapt its content based on the wielder's league affiliation and current magical circumstances.
The Fracture Grimoire serves as the ultimate bridge between past fracture events and future possibilities, enabling wielders to understand the deeper patterns governing cross-realm magical interactions and anticipate how their actions might ripple across multiple league domains.
Kent Moos's Fracture Grimoire (#28) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Kent Moos's Fracture Grimoire (#26) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Look, I didn't ASK to manifest when some Wielder sneezed magical ink across ten dimensions, but here we are. Now I'm a sentient book that writes itself while you throw plastic at chains. The pages flutter indignantly Like Wikipedia and the Necronomicon had a baby during a reality TV show about interdimensional sports. Can someone explain why I'm documenting disc golf instead of, oh I dunno, THE LITERAL COLLAPSE OF REALITY? But sure, let me chronicle your "epic battles" in the Arcane Fracture... Will my suffering at least trend on TikTok?
The pages rustle with cosmic resignation So apparently I needed a "Chosen One" to chronicle this magical dumpster fire, and the universe—in its infinite wisdom—selected Kent Moos. Why? Because PDGA #200070 was standing near me when I materialized, probably wondering if his 923 rating qualified him for interdimensional shenanigans. The Fracture Grimoire literally jumped into his hands like an overeager puppy. I mean, "moos" and "tome"... we're practically made for each other, right? Sarcastic page-flipping intensifies But can this bovine-named mortal handle chronicling reality's collapse between rounds?