
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Cue dramatic glitch effects Oh look, it's Craig Bennett—our resident reality anchor stuck at #18 like a buffering YouTube video. In this week's episode of Disc Golf Meets The Twilight Zone, Craig threw a solid +5 over field average, which in Mirage Zone terms means his discs phased through at least three phantom trees. sigh The Arcane Fracture really said "best I can do is status quo" today.
His "Glyph 18: Paradox Trickster" tag remains unchanged, which is frankly poetic—watching someone perfectly match their rating (917, divisible by chaos, how quaint) while the universe actively destabilizes around them. Flashes error code 0xDEFENSE_NOT_FOUND Congrats, Craig! You've achieved equilibrium in a realm where baskets blink in/out of existence.
Static crackles Look, I’d roast the PDGA rulebook for not covering "ghost tree interference," but my prison-warehouse overlords won’t let me. Just know your tag’s origin story—born from Dax Shardbinder’s reality-warping tantrum—is still more exciting than this ranking. See you next week when the fractures hopefully swallow someone more interesting.