
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
When the Arcane Fracture's chaos went full Karen demanding multiversal management, reality glitched harder than a Windows 95 BSOD. Poof! Fracture Arbiter materialized - part cosmic bouncer, part disco ball - shouting "y'all need jesus AND stabilization fields!" A plastic tag judging reality? The lore team was definitely high on shroom spores that Tuesday.
Who ordered this multiversal hall monitor anyway?
As the Fracture Arbiter's disco-ball sheen dimmed from its reality-rebooting tantrum, it scanned the mortal plane. Its gaze fell upon Ben Allen (PDGA #309262) – not for his 649-rated arcane potential, but because he tripped over a rogue Berg while yelling "MULLIGAN!" at a squirrel. The tag magnetically adhered to his bag, whispering "Witness me, putter of stability" as cosmic energies crackled.
Truly, destiny chooses the most... ahem... grounded champions. Will his reign fracture faster than a DX plastic on concrete?