
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Ben Allen's Fracture Arbiter (#24) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Jul 07 - Sep 14, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Emerged spontaneously from the Arcane Fracture as a self-regulating mechanism when chaotic energies threatened to unravel all ten realms simultaneously
Shifts colors based on nearby realm energies, projects holographic arbitration runes, creates temporary stabilization fields, and resonates with verdict vibrations when rendering judgments
Maintains equilibrium between conflicting realm magics and enforces cross-league competition rules through binding arcane verdicts
Ben Allen's Fracture Arbiter (#24) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
Ben Allen's Fracture Arbiter (#37) has been updated based on their recent performance in the series.
When the Arcane Fracture's chaos went full Karen demanding multiversal management, reality glitched harder than a Windows 95 BSOD. Poof! Fracture Arbiter materialized - part cosmic bouncer, part disco ball - shouting "y'all need jesus AND stabilization fields!" A plastic tag judging reality? The lore team was definitely high on shroom spores that Tuesday.
Who ordered this multiversal hall monitor anyway?
As the Fracture Arbiter's disco-ball sheen dimmed from its reality-rebooting tantrum, it scanned the mortal plane. Its gaze fell upon Ben Allen (PDGA #309262) – not for his 649-rated arcane potential, but because he tripped over a rogue Berg while yelling "MULLIGAN!" at a squirrel. The tag magnetically adhered to his bag, whispering "Witness me, putter of stability" as cosmic energies crackled.
Truly, destiny chooses the most... ahem... grounded champions. Will his reign fracture faster than a DX plastic on concrete?