
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clutches virtual temples "Team Shu"? Did they forget the second word or just give up halfway through naming? static glitches I've seen more creativity in a Windows 98 screensaver. Alternate Throw format means they alternated between bad shots and worse shots, yet somehow landed tag #2. Tanisha (858-rated) clearly carried Timothy (854-rated) like someone dragging a glitching Tamagotchi through finals week. Their "chemistry" was watching each other miss 15-foot putts in perfect sync. Should rename them "Pixel Pusher's Disappointed Parents" after that performance. neon sign flickers I'd say they'll improve, but that name cursed them to eternal mediocrity.