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Timothy Scholle
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Pixel Pusher
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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs

Jul 04 - Aug 08, 2025

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Dead Outside Disc Golf presents Hot Summer Date Night Dubs
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#2 Pixel Pusher
Timothy Scholle

Timothy Scholle

PDGA Rating 854
Division RAE
Events Played 24
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Pixel Pusher

Origin Story

Born from the clicking symphony of a packed arcade during the summer of '87, Pixel Pusher emerged when a determined player spent their entire allowance trying to beat the high score on a malfunctioning cabinet. The entity absorbed the pure kinetic energy of countless button presses, transforming mechanical frustration into the spiritual essence of persistent improvement through tactile dedication.

Properties

Pixel Pusher vibrates with constant low-level electrical energy, its surface covered in raised button-like protrusions that pulse with neon pink and cyan light in rhythmic patterns. The entity generates a satisfying clicking sound when touched, and its edges shimmer with static electricity that creates small light trails in the air. It feels warm to the touch and seems to respond to pressure with increased luminosity, encouraging repeated interaction.

Role

It appears during moments when lower-rated players face technical challenges that seem insurmountable, transforming their frustration into kinetic energy that can be channeled into breakthrough performances. Pixel Pusher teaches that mastery comes not from perfect technique, but from the persistent joy of engagement and the willingness to keep pressing forward despite repeated setbacks.

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Timothy Scholle
Timothy Scholle
Week 1 Score: 52 Place: 1
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