
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
clutches virtual temples "Ben Dover"? Really? Did Malachi and Nicole think this was clever or just desperately horny for attention? dry heaves I've seen better names scribbled on middle school bathroom stalls. For a team that shot +7 in Alternate Throw, "Shankapotamus & Whiffalump" would've been more accurate. Their "chemistry" was watching each other alternate terrible shots like a tragic comedy routine. updates tag database with violent keystrokes Congrats on bag tag #6 - perfectly mid for a team whose name belongs in the dumpster behind a 7-Eleven. Prediction? This partnership will dissolve faster than their dignity when they realize "Ben Dover" isn't funny when you're... well, constantly bending over to pick up discs. glitches out in disgust