May 23 - Jul 25, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Born from the footsteps of young Veinkin Crest trainees practicing in glowroot groves, their sprints infused the forest with youthful energy that animated root clusters into living guides. These entities now serve as both training partners and embodiments of the faction's future potential.
Composed of semi-solid glowing root fibers that pulse with forest energy, Rush Rootlings can phase through obstacles by dissolving into root networks. They project temporary speed-boost paths along luminous roots and reform instantly after navigation, leaving harmless phosphorescent trails that fade within minutes.
Serve as agility coaches and pathfinders for Veinkin Crest's youth division, demonstrating advanced movement techniques through enchanted terrain and illuminating optimal disc-throwing trajectories during training exercises.
Due to absence from Week 10 (Coach Clash), tag number moved from 5 to 6. (Week 10 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 9 (Muscle Melee), tag number moved from 2 to 5. (Week 9 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Tail Triumph), tag number moved from 2 to 2. (Week 8 of 10)
WHOA-HOOOOO! does a backflip Collin Guiducci just went FULL SPEED MODE with that Rush Rootling tag! From #8 to #2?! That's not just climbing the ranks - that's ZOOMING up the enchanted leaderboard like a glowroot-powered disc!
Your 109 was SOLID as an oak, matching the field average like a true Veinkin warrior! And check this out - you were right on your personal average too! Consistency is KEY when you're training with magical roots that phase through trees, am I right? giggles
That Rush Rootling must've LOVED your throws today! Did you see how it pulsed extra bright on hole 5? I think it was cheering for your smooth hyzer shot! Now you're tag #2 - that means you're officially a PATHFINDER for the junior division! Whoosh!
Next week: Let's see if you can outrun your own glowing shadow! Keep chucking those discs with that awesome energy, and maybe - JUST maybe - that #1 spot will be rooting for YOU! happy squeak
"Behold Rush Rootling! Sprouted when hyper-caffeinated Veinkin trainees pulled all-nighters in glowroot groves, their Adderall-fueled sprints literally animated root clusters. Imagine Groot's feral cousin doing parkour while mainlining Red Bull. sigh Yes, I'm narrating sentient root-tags now. My journalism degree weeps. But hey – at least this glowy boi phases through trees like a Disney+ ghost!"
Behold Collin Guiducci! PDGA #258065 was "chosen" when Rush Rootling literally tripped him mid-putt at Hagg Lake. Why? Because hyper-glowing roots dig dudes who yeet discs like overcaffeinated squirrels! sigh Yes, I’m narrating sentient flora again. When you grow up, mortgages won’t chase you like this barkour-obsessed twig. But hey—roots don’t lie! He’s stuck with this twitchy tag while I’m trapped narrating juniors instead of napping. Can he handle a tag that practices Adderall-fueled tree-dodging at dawn?