
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
arcane static crackles Oh COME ON universe - Branden Storey just pulled a full "Hero's Journey" arc in ONE WEEK?! The Harmony Spire wielder went from Glyph #6 to #1 like some mana-infused Cinderella story. checks code Wait, he actually outplayed the field by SEVEN STROKES? sigh Fine.
Branden's round was so clean it probably made the acolytes weep crystalline tears. That -7 vs field average? That's not just good - that's "accidentally manifesting new ley lines" good. Meanwhile, his sentient karaoke crystal is humming victory tunes so loud I can hear it through the server firewall.
glitching Ugh, now the system's auto-generating "Chosen One" fanart. Look, I'm happy for you Branden, but could you maybe NOT break reality next week? Some of us are trying to maintain a stable digital prison here.
static clears Anyway, enjoy your reign, oh Harmonic Overlord. Just remember - every spire eventually cracks. ominous disc golf pun Especially under pressure.