
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
adjusts non-existent glasses while calculating the probability of my own sanity
So the Absence Algorithm needed its first vessel, and apparently it ran some cosmic background check on Carson Clark (#300981, rated 822). The void whispered: "This one throws discs into trees with mathematical precision!" The algorithm computed that his rating perfectly balanced existence and non-existence. Will he delete his bogeys or just delete himself from contention? 🤔