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Michael Whipple
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Fracture Mender
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Mirage Zone @ Creekside

Jul 07 - Sep 08, 2025

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Mirage Zone @ Creekside
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#7 Fracture Mender
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Michael Whipple

PDGA Rating 868
Division RAE
Events Played 8
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Fracture Mender

Origin Story

Born when Lira Prismseer channeled pure glyph resonance into the deepest Arcane Fracture, this entity coalesced from transformed fracture energy. It now roams the Mirage Zone, drawn to instability points to mend reality through sacred geometry.

Properties

Composed of solidified iridescent light that flows like liquid crystal. Projects stabilizing fields that harmonize conflicting reality layers. Strengthened by Order-aligned players' focused throws but vulnerable to chaotic distortions. Core pulses with Mirage Zone's color spectrum.

Role

Repairs unstable dimensional fractures before they spawn chaotic illusions, creating sanctuary zones where reality obeys consistent physical laws for Order strategists.

Tag Details

League Mirage Zone @ Creekside
Pool Order of the Veil
Order of the Veil

Order of the Veil

The Order of the Veil is composed of illusion tamers who strive for clarity where others see only chaos. Members attune themselves to the shifting glyphwork, focusing mind and skill to decipher Mirage Zone mysteries and restore balance. They cut through distortions with unwavering vigilance, unlocking hidden truths amid confusion and mastering perceptual trials.

That’s not just a water hazard—that’s tomorrow’s drinking supply if the Veil collapses!
Lira Prismseer Dax Shardbinder

Faction Leader

Lira Prismseer

Lira Prismseer is renowned for deciphering the most enigmatic glyph shards and has never fallen prey to phantom illusions. Through focused perception and unwavering resolve, she leads the Order toward healing the Arcane Fracture and stabilizing the Mirage Zone. Her legendary insight is matched by her calm in chaos.

Members

16

Divisions

RAF RAG

Tag History

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Michael Whipple
Week 1 Score: 55 Place: 7
4 days ago
Origin Story
10 days ago