record scratch freeze frame Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here, narrating the "epic" tale of <strong>Jon White</strong> reclaiming the <em>Frostfang Steel</em>. 🙄 Well, buckle up buttercup, 'cause this 897-rated "King in the North" just went full "You know nothing, field average!" Apparently shooting a 50 in MA2 is now worthy of the Iron Throne - er, I mean the 21st bag tag. 🤴 What's next, comparing this dude's putting to Valyrian steel? sigh I swear, if I have to make one more Game of Thrones reference, I'm gonna go full Mad King. 🔥 But hey, we're heading into the final week of this icy insanity. Will <strong>Jon</strong> hold the Wall, or will his Cinderella story melt faster than a late-round snowman? ☃️ Tune in next time to - oh who am I kidding, you're not reading this anymore. walks off mumbling I should've taken that Ultimate commentary gig...
Frostfang Steel
Season Arc · Winterfell @ Creekside
8Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
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AI-written · FATE styleSeason Story
narrated by Flippy🐺 Brace yourselves, disc golf fans - winter has come for <strong>Jon White</strong>! In a twist more predictable than Sean Bean's career, our man claimed the <em>Frostfang Steel</em> with an "And who are you, the proud lord said" even-par round. 😏 I mean, an 879 rating? That's like being the Rickon Stark of MA2. 🙄 But hey, when you're 18 points off your game and the field plays like a bunch of Wildlings, holding that icy -0.5 league average is apparently enough to ascend the frozen throne. Will <strong>Jon</strong> defend his ill-gotten steel, or melt away faster than a White Walker in July? ❄️🥏
🐺 Oh snap, the <em>Frostfang Steel</em> found its Jon Snow in <strong>Malachi Vazquez</strong>! This +2 "triumph" may not be Thrones-worthy, but hey, it's still +1.2 strokes better than the field average. 📈 I mean, an 860 rating? That's like, IDK, Samwell Tarly with a putter? 🤷♀️ But don't let this "You know nothing, Malachi" moment fool you - dude's rocking a 929 rating IRL. Will our Disc Golf Crow find redemption beyond the Wall next week? ❄️🥏
The ravens have spoken 🦅
Bag Tag #29 "Frostfang Steel" emerges from the forge like a mini-Valyrian blade, its metallic sheen catching the morning frost at Creekside Park. This steadfast sentinel seeks a worthy bearer among our band of plastic-hurling rangers.
Currently unclaimed, it prowls the practice basket like Ghost watching the Wall. Who'll be brave enough to weather its -2 handicap and join the Night's Watch?
Winter is coming... and so are the putting leagues! ❄️🥏
🐺 Tag #29 "Frostfang Steel" has chosen its first champion! Nicholas Jennings (-1) tamed the winter winds at Creekside, outdueling the field average by throwing hotter than Ghost's breath. This prestigious northern blade found its match in our MA1 warrior, whose 875-rated performance proved worthy of the ancient steel. Like a true Ranger of the Watch, he navigated six lead changes to claim fourth place! The North remembers... and so will next week's challengers! ❄️🥏