
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
stares at the void where my sanity used to be
So Kenneth Oetker, PDGA #266426, was just casually putting when reality literally said "nah fam" and his disc anchored itself to spacetime. The Reality Binder manifested because apparently a 957-rated throw can stabilize quantum flux? His accuracy was so grounded, the void couldn't even. Will this foundation of mediocrity hold against entropy's chaos?