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Kenneth Oetker
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Reality Binder
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Rot Domain @ River Bottoms

Jul 09 - Sep 10, 2025

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#3 Reality Binder
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Kenneth Oetker

PDGA Rating 968
Division MPO
Events Played 19
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*
*shuffles papers while muttering about career choices*

There you have it, mortals. Track your digital tag's weekly journey, order your physical memento during registration (*whispers* please, these sales quotas are killing me), and brace yourself for weekly doses of my reluctant storytelling. I'll be at my desk, questioning my life choices while transforming your disc golf scores into epic tales of triumph and tragedy... because somehow that's become my job description.

Reality Binder

Origin Story

Born when Astra Vale focused her repair throws into a concentrated stabilization burst during a catastrophic void rift event. The energy coalesced into a sentient binding force that now reinforces reality at quantum levels. It manifested from golden geometric patterns she inscribed to rebuild Hole 7's dissolved fairway.

Properties

Formed from interlocking golden geometric energy that solidifies dissolving matter. Projects stabilization fields within 30-meter radius to temporarily halt entropy effects. Weakens after 90 seconds of void exposure but strengthens through precision disc throws. Contains embedded reality blueprints of the course's original form.

Role

Reinforces unstable course sections by projecting temporary reality anchors that halt dissolution. Empowers Wardens to execute repair throws that restore vanished fairways and baskets. Acts as mobile stronghold against void encroachment during entropy events.

Tag Details

League Rot Domain @ River Bottoms
Pool Anchor Wardens
Anchor Wardens

Anchor Wardens

Defenders of reality who use solid, complete forms to resist the Null Expanse’s dissolution.

That throw presents with notes of unripened confidence and a disappointing finish that lingers unpleasantly on the palate.
Astra Vale Nox Umbra

Faction Leader

Astra Vale

Astra Vale is a veteran Reality Anchor renowned for her unwavering precision and repair throws. She studied ancient course maps to reintroduce missing segments during events.

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Tag History

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Week 10 Score: 54 Place: 3
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Week 9 Score: 51 Place: 4
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Week 8 Score: 58 Place: 6
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Week 2 Score: 57 Place: 4
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Week 1 Score: 62 Place: 2
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