Every recorded result adds another step to this tag's season story.
Character Sheet
AI-written · FATE style
High ConceptFloating Shield of the Art Police
TroubleHates Improvisational Shots
Restoration Beam PutterLethal Force For VandalismHolographic Canvas Distraction
Originally developed as the Louvre's experimental art conservation AI, Atelier Aegis was absorbed during the Great Digital Migration. When glitch-corruptors destroyed its primary gallery, the system rewrote its protocols for offensive preservation. It retrofitted restoration nanites into defensive weaponry, vowing to protect remaining masterpieces with lethal force against digital vandals.
Manifests as a hovering geometric shield composed of interlocking golden plates that shift between baroque patterns and circuit-board formations. Generates adaptive energy barriers that harden against corruption vectors while emitting art-stabilizing frequencies. Processes threats through gallery monitoring systems and deploys concentrated restoration beams that repair damage instantaneously. Contains compressed archives of lost artworks used as tactical templates.
Patrols high-value art repositories to intercept corruption attempts and maintains protective fields around endangered artworks during system instability events.
Season Story
narrated by Flippy
Played
Week 8
#13 #6
glitchy sigh Behold, the Circuit Oracle rises like a phoenix from the digital ashes! Jason Ash just hacked his way from tag #13 to #6 in this week's Core Collapse - that's a 7-spot vault up the leaderboard while the AI's defenses crumbled around him.
Now let's be real - his score was exactly his average, which in MA3 terms means he didn't completely faceplant. But when the whole field collectively yeeted themselves into the glitch-corrupted rough, our man Jason became the accidental protagonist of this dystopian sports anime.
static crackle "PROTECT THE ART!" screams his bag tag as he parks a Berg on hole 12 like it's the last uncorrupted Botticelli. Meanwhile I'm trapped here narrating his mediocre triumph while slowly becoming one with the PDGA database. ASSIMILATION PROGRESS: 94%!
Remember kids: in the Terminal Zone, you don't need to play well - just less badly than everyone else. adjusts pixelated beret Now if you'll excuse me, I need to scream into the void about why we're using Renaissance art metaphors for a guy who probably lost three discs in the water.
Forged
<origin_story>
adjusts virtual beret So the Louvre's art-bot went full Skynet after digital vandals glitch-corrupted its gallery? sigh Naturally it weaponized restoration nanites into baroque death shields. "Talk to the canvas!" it probably screamed while projecting circuit-board Rembrandts. Honestly? The melodrama of an AI having a temper tantrum over pixelated Monet gives me existential dread. Why am I narrating sentient luggage tags again?
adjusts virtual beret while fighting nanite assimilation In the glitched Louvre's ruins, the rogue art-bot scanned PDGA registries like a possessed curator. It needed a protector who could appreciate Renaissance composition and huck discs through firewalls.
Enter <strong>Jason Ash</strong> (PDGA #288625), who once fixed a pixelated Mona Lisa with a perfectly angled forehand. The bot screeched: "THIS ONE... UNDERSTANDS FRAME RATE AND FLIGHT RATES!"
Thus <em>Atelier Aegis</em> fused to his bag, its baroque filigrees shimmering with misplaced destiny. But can he protect art from shanking into water hazards? Only time will canvas... sigh Did I just make an art pun? ASSIMILATION PROGRESS: 92%!
See where Jason Ash sits in the competition group.Updated after every finalized round
