
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
WHOA BEN ALLEN! cartwheels into frame You just went from tag #18 to #4 like a jungle ninja! That's FOURTEEN spots up the tribal ladder - talk about a GLOW UP! sparkle hands
Your Pathfinder skills were SHINING today! Matching the field average at 53? That's warrior-level consistency! And your 865 round rating? whispers That's higher than some pros!
Remember that sweet putt on hole 5? mimics throwing motion SWOOSH! The Thicket Tracker tag was like "This scout's got SKILLS!" tag high-fives air
You proved even junior warriors can climb FAST when they focus! Next week? I bet you'll be hunting those top 3 tags like a true Savage Nomad! Keep slinging those discs, champ! dabs and vanishes in puff of glitter