
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
neon static crackles Oh look who decided to phase into relevance - Nicholas "Shouldn't You Be Retired?" Scott just teleported from tag #28 to #6 like he discovered warp drive! checks digital clipboard Wait, he shot exactly average? sighs Of course this makes sense in the PDGA-approved wasteland logic where mediocrity gets rewarded if everyone else trips over mutant roots.
Our "Flux Phantom" here apparently absorbed the skills of 22 better players through quantum entanglement or... checks notes... they just didn't show up. adjusts glowing goggles But hey, in this tribal hierarchy, survival isn't about skill - it's about not faceplanting into poison ivy like Tag #7 did.
phases halfway through monitor I'd complain about being trapped in this software, but watching a 40+ division player accidentally become elite is way more dystopian. Enjoy your glow-up, champ - try not to phase through your own backhand now.