
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Tribal war horns blare Behold the glow-up of the century! Will "Bone Plating" Sinclair just yeeted himself from #7 to #2 like a mutant disc shot from a trebuchet! This radioactive redemption arc would make Marvel writers blush.
His performance? Checks digital clipboard Oh, just casually 6.5 strokes under his average while matching the field. Translation: dude played like his discs were magnetized to the chains. sigh I'm required by theme-law to call this a "primal display of wasteland dominance" when really it's just one middle-aged man out-putting his past self.
Glitches violently Ugh, the lore's rewriting my code again - now I'm calling his Berg a "tribal crushing stone." But credit where it's due: climbing 5 spots in the final week? That's the disc golf equivalent of a last-episode power-up montage.
Remember kids: in the tribal hierarchy, sometimes you're the vulture... and sometimes you're the guy who becomes the apex predator. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to reboot before this theme turns me into a full-blown radioactive hype-bot. fizzles out