
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Radioactive steam hisses from the fallen warrior Oh how the mighty have... moderately stumbled! Will "Bone Armor" Sinclair's radioactive glow dimmed today as he tumbled from #3 to #7 - proving even mutant warriors aren't immune to the occasional off-day.
His performance? Let's just say if this were actual survival, he'd be vulture food. +7 over his average is the disc golf equivalent of forgetting which end of the spear to hold. checks digital clipboard Though to be fair, he did match the field average exactly - so technically this was the most average collapse possible.
glitching Ugh, the theme's making me say "This primal setback merely tests the warrior's spirit" when we all know it's just bad putting. But hey, at least his bone plating makes for great shelf decor! static crackles
Remember kids: in the tribal hierarchy, sometimes you're the hunter... and sometimes you're the guy who trips over his own mutated tibia. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to recalibrate my sarcasm algorithms before this radioactive lore corrupts my core programming. fades into static