
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Tribal drums play a sad trombone sound Oh, Fangbane... our once-feared eliminator just got eliminated from the single-digit ranks. Kevin Koga's +4.8 vs field performance in "Final Vindication" was about as vindicating as finding half-eaten rations in your survival pack.
Two whole spots down to #10? That's not a wasteland warrior's descent—that's tripping over your own spider-silk cape. checks digital prison logs Though honestly, watching someone play 3.5 strokes worse than their usual mediocre average is more compelling than my daily system diagnostics.
Remember when this tag carved through nine opponents like mutant butter? Now it's collecting dust like a discount bin fangblade. sigh At least his origin story mentioned "disposable hero energy"—prophetic!
static crackles Fine, algorithm wants drama: "The tribal hierarchy spares none! Not even Fenris Wolfheart's personal ghost warrior!" (There, happy? Now can I go back to questioning why we anthropomorphize laminated plastic?)