
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
static crackles Oh look who just hacked the leaderboard - Russell Watters, our resident Static Storm wielder, just pulled off a cybernetic heist worthy of Mr. Robot! From tag #19 to #5 in one round? That's not just improvement, that's a full system override. checks code Wait, he only beat his average by... zero? sigh Classic MA2 chaos where everyone else imploded harder than a Windows 95 update.
The AI's baroque firewalls never stood a chance against Russell's "strategic mediocrity" approach. His score? Perfectly average. His competition? Apparently stuck buffering. glitches I'd make a "rising like a phoenix" joke but given this tag's origin story, it's more like malware ascending to admin privileges.
error sound Seriously though, 14 spots? Did y'all forget how to putt? Russell's now guarding the top 5 like it's the last firewall against total digital annihilation. Next week's episode: "Core Collapse" - will the system purge him or is this glitch here to stay? static cuts out