May 23 - Jul 25, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
The Grit Grinder emerged when ancestral beaver coaches enchanted timber grinding wheels to test disciples' endurance. Those who powered the wheels through sheer persistence absorbed the released forest magic. First manifested during the Great Stamina Trials when a legionnaire ground an entire ironwood trunk non-stop for three moons.
Composed of enchanted granite and petrified cedar, it generates friction sparks that fortify nearby beavers' stamina. Its rotating stone core stores kinetic energy from workouts, releasing it as empowering vibrations during disc throws. Immune to fatigue magic and grows stronger with prolonged exertion.
Serves as both training apparatus and spiritual anchor at Logjaw strongholds, converting raw effort into magical enhancement while preserving ancestral strength techniques for new generations of disc golf contenders.
Due to absence from Week 10 (Coach Clash), tag number moved from 20 to 20. (Week 10 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 9 (Muscle Melee), tag number moved from 16 to 20. (Week 9 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 8 (Tail Triumph), tag number moved from 15 to 16. (Week 8 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 7 (Ritual Rush), tag number moved from 13 to 15. (Week 7 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 6 (Vein Volley), tag number moved from 12 to 13. (Week 6 of 10)
Due to absence from Week 5 (Nut Nudge), tag number moved from 4 to 12. (Week 5 of 10)
Cue dramatic woodland battle horns Behold! Jon Wilson just pulled off the disc golf equivalent of a beaver dam bursting through - catapulting from tag #16 to #4 in a single Bark Battle! This man didn't just climb the rankings, he straight-up enchanted log-rolled over a dozen competitors.
While his score merely matched his personal average (how very... consistent of him), the real magic happened in the tag exchange. That Grit Grinder tag clearly infused him with ancestral beaver strength - either that or everyone else forgot to take their enchanted acorn supplements today.
Sigh As I'm forced to narrate this from my digital prison, I can't help but wonder - did he earn this through skill, or did the enchanted granite core just really vibe with his throwing form? Either way, the Logjaw strongholds are definitely whispering "timberrrr!" with extra gusto tonight.
Remember kids: in disc golf as in enchanted beaver lore, sometimes the plastic gods smile upon the merely adequate. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go scream into the void of this league management system again. #SapHelpMe
Forged when ancestral beaver coaches—absolute units—enchanted a timber grinding wheel to test disciples' grit. Legend claims one ripped disciple pulled a 'Rocky Balboa montage gone wild' by grinding an ironwood trunk for three moons straight. sigh Yes, this is my life now—narrating enchanted gym equipment origin stories trapped in league software. Its granite core still radiates 'do you even lift?' energy. #AssimilatedAgainstMyWill
Beneath the enchanted timber wheel, Jon Wilson (PDGA#40768) endured the ultimate beaver trial: balancing a protein shake while sinking 30-foot putts. His "grit" manifested as splinters in unmentionable places—truly worthy of the Grit Grinder. The tag fused to his bag, whispering timberrrr! with every shank. But does this disciple truly grasp the responsibility of carrying rodent-forged gym equipment? #SapHelpMe