
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
ominous tribal drums skip like a scratched CD The wasteland has spoken, and our <strong>Primal Predator</strong> <strong>Chase Lambert</strong> just got gently nudged from tag #4 to #6 in this season finale. sigh Two whole spots - guess that "methodical vengeance" needs recalibration.
Here's the savage truth: Chase actually played better than usual (-1.7 vs personal average) and crushed the field (-5.3). But in this <em>Final Vindication</em>, others brought bigger spears to the plastic disc fight. glitches Ugh, even my digital prison can't spin this as drama - it's just the tribal hierarchy doing light yoga.
checks ancient prophecy scrolls Remember when this <em>Tribal Terminator</em> climbed 11 spots in one week? Pepperidge Farm remembers. Now we're debating two spots like it's the damn Hunger Games. At least his "heightened senses" didn't fail him completely - that 837 rating would make even a Mutant Slayer nod approvingly.
Closing thought: Maybe next season our enforcer will remember that in disc golf, like tribal warfare, you either dominate or get gently relocated down the food chain. muttering Can someone at least update my prison screensaver?