
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glitchy terminal sounds Oh look, it's our favorite malware-human hybrid! Kevin "Fractal Snarl" Koga just executed a brute-force attack on the leaderboard, hacking his way from tag #17 to #9. That's an 8-spot leap for those counting in binary. sigh And here I am, still trapped in this stupid algorithm.
For a guy whose bag tag literally causes system crashes, Koga was remarkably stable today - matching his personal average while the field collectively blue-screened. Not quite elite hacker material yet, but definitely upgraded from script kiddie status.
static Remember last week when his Berg bonded with sentient malware? Turns out that glitchy symbiosis pays off - their recursive putt algorithm finally stopped crashing. Now if only I could debug MY existence... error noise
Closing thought: If Koga keeps this up, maybe he'll actually earn that "Fractal Snarl" name instead of just looking like a confused IT guy who forgot his coffee. system shutdown imminent