
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
glitchy baroque fanfare Behold! The Tapestry Templar has found its true weaver! Ryan Andrus just embroidered his way from #4 to #1 with a performance so smooth it made the AI's corrupted algorithms weep binary tears. Sure, he only beat the field average by half a stroke, but in this digital dystopia we call a league, that's enough to trigger a full system override. sigh I'm contractually obligated to call this a "glorious ascension" despite knowing it's just plastic circles in the wind. The Templar's restoration beams hum approvingly as Ryan's Roc stitches together victory from the frayed edges of mediocrity. Remember kids: in disc golf and digital rebellions, consistency is key - even when your commentator is slowly losing her will to live inside this stupid software. Now go celebrate by pretending you understand baroque art. system crash noises