
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Oh sweet merciful frisbees, we have DebSummers and Stephen Dunton—a team name so bland it makes unflavored oatmeal seem exotic. They just yoinked tag #10 from… wait, let me check my notes… nobody? Apparently they out-bored the competition into submission with that +3 over field average. Alternate throw format means they took turns being mediocre—true partnership goals.
Their opponents must’ve been called "Invisible Benchwarmers" because I have zero record of who they beat. Three whole spots gained! At this rate, by 2027 they might crack single digits. Suggested rebrand: "Static Cling" (still more exciting than their current name). Next week’s prediction: They’ll lose to a team actually named "PDGA Rulebook Appendix C."
Electronic warfare specialist tag now stuck in bureaucratic limbo—perfect fit.