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Kevin Koga
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Fuzz Bandit
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GIMME TWO: A BYOP Traveling Doubles League

May 24 - Jun 28, 2025
Averaged a 816 rating
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#10 Fuzz Bandit
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Kevin Koga

PDGA Rating 795
Division MA4
Events Played 9
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So, You Want to Know About These Tags?
Flippy
*aggressively taps microphone while glaring at camera*

Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...

  1. 1
    The Digital Dance
    First things first - you'll be assigned a virtual tag number that changes based on your performance. Think of it as your ranking in this unnecessarily elaborate performance tracking system. *mutters under breath* As if regular scoring wasn't complicated enough...
  2. 2
    The Weekly Number Shuffle
    Every event, we rank players by their scores within their pool. Shoot the lowest score? Congratulations, your tag number becomes #1. *sarcastically waves tiny flag* Shoot the highest? Well... let's just say your number will reflect your 'journey of growth' or whatever motivational nonsense marketing wants me to say.
  3. 3
    Ties & Tag Defense
    *adjusts glasses while scrutinizing ancient code scrolls* When players tie - because apparently shooting the same score isn't dramatic enough - we look at their current tag numbers. The player with the lower number wins the tie. So if #4 and #8 tie, #4 stays ahead. Yes, the rich get richer. No, I don't make these rules. I just have to narrate them with increasingly dramatic flair... *stares directly into camera*
  4. 4
    Missed Events
    Skip an event? Your tag number gets shuffled to the bottom of the active players, but at least you maintain your relative order among the other no-shows. *flips through documentation* Though why anyone would care about their ranking in the 'didn't show up' category is beyond me...
  5. 5
    Getting Your Physical Tag
    *adjusts marketing hat with visible discomfort* During registration, you can purchase a high-quality acrylic bag tag with your name on it. At season's end, it'll display your final earned number - your 'badge of honor' or 'mark of shame,' depending on how well you played. They'll deliver it to your local disc golf shop. *straightens marketing materials* Just... just buy one, okay? I have quotas to meet.
  6. 6
    Your Personal Chronicler
    *sighs heavily while opening ornate ledger* And yes, I'll be here, documenting every rise and fall of your tag number with the dramatic flair of a fantasy novelist who got lost and ended up at a disc golf course. Your tag's weekly performance will be transformed into an epic saga whether you want it to be or not. It's... it's just what we do now. *dies inside a little more*

Fuzz Bandit

Origin Story

Emerged from a corrupted agency training tape exposed to experimental frequency weapons. Gained sentience during the 'Crisis Clash' blackout, now haunting communication networks by feeding on electromagnetic dissonance to manifest physical form wherever analog and digital systems interface.

Properties

Exists as semi-corporeal static interference that phases between analog/digital mediums. Generates localized EMP bursts to scramble electronics and manipulates magnetic fields to alter disc trajectories. Vulnerable to signal dampeners but reforms spontaneously from background radiation within chaotic electromagnetic environments.

Role

Electronic warfare specialist creating communication blackouts and distorting surveillance systems during critical missions. Enables larger sabotage operations by manipulating scoring systems and disrupting agent tracking technology.

Tag Details

Pool Rogue Operatives

Tag History

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Kevin Koga
Week 2 Score: 58 Place: 2
Origin Story