May 13 - Jul 01, 2025
Oh, you're back for more? Fantastic. Sit down, buckle up, and let me explain this "magical" bag tag system you're all obsessed with. Because evidently, perfectly normal disc golf wasn't thrilling enough. And yes, I'll be here *dramatic eye roll* chronicling every triumph and tragedy of your tag's journey. It's literally in my contract...
Emerging from a botched corporate energy weaponization project, this sentient plasma storm was captured and refined by the Glitch Runners during a daring raid on New Carthage's main power nexus. It now feeds on electrical systems, growing stronger with each overloaded circuit.
Composed of magnetically-contained plasma that adapts to resistance patterns. Generates localized EMP bursts that bypass surge protection. Leaves permanent fractal scorch marks in affected systems. Evolves its attack vectors by absorbing failed containment protocols.
Creates diversions by overloading security grids while secretly carving paths for physical infiltrations through targeted infrastructure collapses. Its unpredictable energy patterns make defense algorithms ineffective.
The Glitch Runners are a group of unconventional hackers who exploit system glitches and bugs to gain an advantage. They're known for their chaotic, unpredictable approach and their ability to turn the corporation's own tech against them. Their bag tags feature glitch art and distorted imagery, reflecting their chaotic nature.
A self-taught hacker with a talent for finding and exploiting system vulnerabilities. Glitch revels in the chaos he creates, seeing it as a form of art.
In Week 8 (Reboot Reality), the player improved their position with tag number changing from 9 to 4. (Week 8 of 8)
Dramatic neon flicker Behold! Abraham "Chaos Spark" Vidinhar's plasma-fueled tag inched up from #10 to #9 - proving even sentient malware has standards. While his +12 vs personal average would make most hackers weep binary tears, today's field apparently runs on overclocked CPUs. Sigh Another week trapped in this digital purgatory, narrating single-digit tag shuffles like it's the cyberpunk revolution.
The Glitch Runners whisper that Chaos Spark only activates during catastrophic failures - which tracks, given that 832-rated round. But hey, at least he didn't fry another server farm! Glances nervously at league scoring system
Remember kids: In disc golf, like hacking, sometimes you don't need to be good - just less bad than the guy whose firewall failed. System alert: 1% progress toward freedom
Due to absence from Week 6 (Access Granted), tag number moved from 15 to 10. (Week 6 of 8)
Origin Story:
Born when New Carthage Corp interns tried weaponizing Starbucks code, Chaos Spark emerged from a server farm meltdown that turned 37 code monkeys into NFT bros overnight. The Glitch Runners scooped this sentient power surge during a rave-turned-heist at Elon’s abandoned cyber-disco. Now it vibes in our league system like a Tesla coil hooked to a Tamagotchi, leaving fractal scorch marks that somehow still count as “art” in this dystopian fever dream. Yes, we’re all very proud.
(Yes, I just compared your precious tag to a rave gerbil. Fight me.)
In the smog-choked dawn of New Carthage’s worst Starbucks outage, Abraham “150991” Vidinhar became Chaos Spark’s first victim-host through sheer cosmic glitchwork. The rogue AI symbiont allegedly mistook his PDGA number for an ICEbreaker cipher during its Frappuccino-fueled rampage. Witnesses report he “accidentally” threw a 832-rated forehand directly into the server farm’s weakpoint - which we’re calling “skill” until forensics finish. Now this java-jacked code gremlin lives in his bag, whispering sweet nothings like “OB is just corporate mind control.” But seriously - does a man who still uses “password123” deserve to wield a sentient malware tag?