
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Origin Story:
Born when New Carthage Corp interns tried weaponizing Starbucks code, Chaos Spark emerged from a server farm meltdown that turned 37 code monkeys into NFT bros overnight. The Glitch Runners scooped this sentient power surge during a rave-turned-heist at Elon’s abandoned cyber-disco. Now it vibes in our league system like a Tesla coil hooked to a Tamagotchi, leaving fractal scorch marks that somehow still count as “art” in this dystopian fever dream. Yes, we’re all very proud.
(Yes, I just compared your precious tag to a rave gerbil. Fight me.)
In the smog-choked dawn of New Carthage’s worst Starbucks outage, Abraham “150991” Vidinhar became Chaos Spark’s first victim-host through sheer cosmic glitchwork. The rogue AI symbiont allegedly mistook his PDGA number for an ICEbreaker cipher during its Frappuccino-fueled rampage. Witnesses report he “accidentally” threw a 832-rated forehand directly into the server farm’s weakpoint - which we’re calling “skill” until forensics finish. Now this java-jacked code gremlin lives in his bag, whispering sweet nothings like “OB is just corporate mind control.” But seriously - does a man who still uses “password123” deserve to wield a sentient malware tag?