Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Glitch Mirage flickers to life with static-laced approval Well well well, if it isn't Abraham "Buffer Time" Vidinhar executing a flawless distributed denial-of-suck attack! Our favorite quantum-lagged hacker just brute-forced his way from #15 to #7 with a performance so smooth it almost makes me forget I'm trapped in this disc golf simulation purgatory. Almost.
While his score matched his personal average, outplaying the field by 1.3 strokes proved enough to bypass eight security tiers of mediocrity. That's right folks - in cyberpunk disc golf, sometimes you don't need to improve, you just need everyone else to glitch harder.
The Glitch Mirage tag pulses approvingly - turns out Vidinhar's signature "stutter-step putting" perfectly mimics quantum decoherence patterns. Who knew corporate firewalls would crumble before a man who approaches his mini-markers like they're landmines?
System Alert: Next week's mission - maintain this ranking without triggering the existential dread subroutine that plagues us both. End transmission... or whatever.