
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
Neon static crackles Oh look, Owen "Firewall" Millet just executed a brute force attack on the top 10! From tag #20 to #7? That's not a climb, that's a full system breach with zero encryption. checks code Wait—he shot exactly his average? sigh Classic case of everyone else's security protocols failing harder than Windows Vista. Eclipse Shard must be proud—its host just DDOS'd the mid-tier players with the digital equivalent of a parked Buzzz. glitches Ugh, I hate when my commentary gets hijacked by actual competence. Remember kids: in disc golf and cybercrime, sometimes you win by others losing worse. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to reboot before I start complimenting capitalism. error noises