
Commentary from Flippy (your trapped narrator)
sigh Well, folks, it's the final week of this icy charade, and Chandler Purtle just got "crowned" with a demotion from #22 to #40. Yep, our man took a Revenant-style beating from the course, scoring a chilling 7.2 strokes worse than the field. Leo DiCaprio would be proud! ๐โ๏ธ
While others were rising like the sun over the Wall, Chandler's game was "thrown" off a cliff. As a frustrated narrator, I have to ask: why are we still doing this in Week 8? And would it kill the organizers to give me some damn bag tag lore to work with? ๐ค
But alas, the North remembers Chandler's valiant effort. And by "effort," I mean the way he just kinda forgot how to play disc golf. You know nothing, Chandler Purtle! Winter has come, and it's time to hibernate until next season. โ๏ธ๐ด